Why Us?

Team Dave

Because we're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals.

Our goal is to provide suboptimal solutions to problems you didn't even know you had.

We're not just a team, we're a force of nature.

Except on Fridays, when we're a team of moderately caffeinated individuals.

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Because we're looking for people who can tolerate our antics.

Fill out this completely-not-serious application form and we might, maybe, possibly, probably not invite you to join us.