Decree 3456, Edicts for the 2024 Team

Section 1: Mandatory Team Activities

1. Attend at least 3 hours of meetings per week. Any less is considered a dereliction of duty.
2. All team members are expected to maintain a 4.0 GPA or higher in the "Coffee Consumption" course.
3. Team members are required to use Comic Sans for all official correspondence, lest they face the wrath of Management.

Section 2: Optional but Recommended Activities

1. Participate in the annual "Casual Friday" tradition by wearing a bright yellow shirt and a name tag.
2. Join the weekly "Lunchtime Debates" where we discuss the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping.
3. Volunteer for the "Team Volunteer Day" to help with the local squirrel population's habitat restoration project.

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