Mandate 3.2: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

As of today, all employees are required to wear socks that match their department. This is not a drill.

• Side effects may include:
• Enforcement: A Guide
• Socks of the Future

This is a mandatory mandate for all employees. Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music
• Forced attendance to a meeting about the importance of proper sock hygiene
• Loss of access to the break room