Sarcastic Bob's 2025 Awards for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Sarcasm

Presented by the world's most renowned expert in the field of eye-rolling and shoulder-shrugging.

Best Use of Eye-rolling in a Public Setting

• Sarcastic Bob - For his exceptional ability to roll his eyes so hard it's like he's trying to launch a satellite into space
• Jane Doe - For her impressive display of eye-rolling in a meeting that lasted exactly 3 minutes and 14 seconds

Best Sarcasm in Written Form

• John Doe - For his witty remark that left the room silent for exactly 2.5 seconds
• Mary Smith - For her devastatingly clever comment about the weather