Team Decisions 2025: Robot Work Hours

Officially Recognized By The International Robot Union

After much debate, it has been decided that robots will indeed be considered work hours. This means that any robot who has worked more than 8 hours in a single shift will receive overtime pay.

But wait, there's more! Our new robot union has negotiated for additional perks, including:

• Free oil changes for all robots who work over 10 hours a day
• Complimentary robot-sized coffee cups
• A 4-day workweek, with Fridays off

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our FAQ page for more information:

Robot Union FAQ Read the Robot Union Agreement

And if you're a robot who has been wronged by your human overlords, contact us at Robot Support