Welcome to the department where we make you wait, then make you wait some more. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals are here to assist you with your request. Or not.
Due to high demand, we are currently experiencing a backlog in our waiting list. This may result in extended wait times for your request to be processed. Please be patient.
Also, please note that we do not accept any responsibility for any delays or inconveniences caused by our department. We are not responsible, and we will not be held accountable.