Designer

The Designer is a highly sought-after individual with an uncanny ability to create visually appealing yet completely impractical designs. Their work involves creating 3D models of chairs that can't be sat on, websites that can't be accessed, and buildings that can't be occupied.

Our team of designers is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of what is considered "functional." Their work is a testament to the human spirit's capacity for creativity and absurdity.

Want to see more of their portfolio? Click here to view their most recent projects, including the infamous "Inflatable Furniture" series.

Meet the Team

Our team consists of:

Bob, the lead designer with 10 years of experience in creating designs that are 99% conceptual and 1% actually useful.
Jane, our resident expert in "Design by Committee," who can take a simple task and turn it into a 5-page document with 17 different font sizes.
Jim, the newest member of our team, who is still trying to figure out what the point of design is.

Learn more about each of them by clicking on their names to view their subpage.