Welcome, novice, to the esteemed school of dire tactics. Here, we will teach you the art of being as bad as possible at everything, while still managing to not get fired.
Learn how to be a human-shaped speed bump in the path to progress.
Read Lesson 1Discover the ancient secrets of creating an atmosphere of dread and unease.
Read Lesson 2And that's just the tip of the iceberg. There's still so much to learn, so much to master.