Rule 1: Each participant must consume a minimum of 5 donuts within the first 5 minutes to avoid immediate elimination.
Rule 2: Contestants are not allowed to use any utensils, only their bare hands will be tolerated.
Rule 3: Any contestant who uses a portal to transport themselves out of the contest will be disqualified.
Rule 4: The winner will be the one who consumes the most donuts within the allotted time frame, but only if they can recite the entire script of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" backwards within 30 seconds after consumption.
For more information on the rules, visit our lore page.
For a list of approved donut varieties, visit our approved donuts page.
For a schedule of upcoming events, visit our events page.
All rules subject to change without notice. Don't @ us.