"I woke up this morning, and I'm feeling like the queen of the world... of weirdos!" - Dr. Brutal, 3:14am
Just spent the entire day in my lab, inventing new ways to make my hair grow faster. Results: Twit 123
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why my cat's hairballs are actually sentient beings. Don't @ me." - Dr. Brutal, 11:56pm
"Just ate a whole jar of wasabi. I'm not proud, but I'm not sorry either." - Dr. Brutal, 2:14am
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Or, if you dare: The Hairball Saga