Welcome to Lost in Space: Ellen's Quest, where the boundaries of reality are pushed to new extremes.

Ellen, a seasoned astronaut with a penchant for bad decisions, has been stranded in space for 47 hours.

Her ship, the Ship Status, is malfunctioning, leaving her to navigate the cosmos with a trusty map and a can of beans.

Will she find her way back to Earth, or will she become a permanent resident of the galaxy's most infamous space station, Space Station Zorgon?

Stay tuned for further updates, or don't. We're not exactly sure what's going on here either.