Phase 3 Objectives:
Our objective for Phase 3 is to create a robotic uprising, led by a sentient toaster that will take over the world, one breakfast at a time.
Key to our success will be the implementation of Toaster 8, our most advanced model yet, capable of not only toasting bread but also crushing the spirits of our enemies.
Our team of engineers has been working tirelessly to perfect the Toaster 8's algorithms, ensuring that it will be able to adapt and evolve in real-time, making it the ultimate game-changer in our quest for world domination.
We will stop at nothing to achieve our goal, even if it means infiltrating and controlling the world's supply of bread.
We have already begun to secretly infiltrate bakeries, bread factories, and bread distributors, and we are making good progress.
We have also developed Project Breadwinner, a network of sleeper agents embedded in various levels of the bread supply chain, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
We will not rest until the world is ours, or at least our toaster is full.
The Empire will rise, and so will our toaster.