Phase 2: The Empire Strikes Back

The Empire's Plan:

1. Deploy an armada of Death Star-shaped cookie jars to hold the Rebel Alliance hostage with an endless supply of free cookies.
2. Launch a surprise attack on the Rebel base disguised as a bake sale.
3. Use the power of mind tricks to convince the Rebel leaders that they've gone crazy and are secretly a bunch of chickens in disguise.

The Resistance's Response:

• Rally the Rebel forces and launch a counterattack on the Imperial Bake Sale.
• Deploy a fleet of Ewok-shaped drones to take down the Death Star cookie jars.
• Unleash the fury of the Wookiee warriors to take on the Empire's forces in an all-out battle of wits.

Phase 2.5: The Unexpected Twist:

The Empire, desperate for a new angle, decides to reveal that they've actually been using a giant, city-destroying laser to make a really big cake. The cake, it turns out, is not just any cake – it's a cake of the world's most delicious flavors, each one more tantalizing than the last.

Continue to Phase 3: The Cake-pocalypse