Welcome, minion, to Project Toaster VIII: The Empire's Most Diabolical Scheme. Our latest creation will revolutionize the way you think about toast. Imagine it: a toaster that not only cooks your bread to a perfect golden brown, but also reads your mind and plays your favorite tunes while you wait.

But that's not all. Project Toaster VIII also comes equipped with an advanced AI-powered toaster controller that will learn your snacking habits and adjust the toasting settings accordingly. It's like having your own personal toaster butler, but without the attitude.

Join us as we take over the world, one slice of toast at a time.