Secondary Objective: Infiltrate the Ministry of Silly Walks

Mission Briefing:

Infiltrate the Ministry of Silly Walks, the notoriously bureaucratic and inefficient government agency responsible for promoting the art of walking. Our agents will blend in by wearing the finest, most ostentatious socks available.

Return to Primary Objective

Proceed to Alternate Objective 2

Alternate Objective: Steal their staplers

A silhouette of a foot soldier in a ridiculous outfit

Our Foot-Soldier, "Blinky," is ready to infiltrate the Ministry.

Blinky has been trained to walk in 17 different ways, including the "Silly Walk," the "Tiptoe," and the "Gallop."