Welcome to the most extraordinary group of misfits in the world. We're not just a team, we're a SPECTACLE of incompetence.
Our mission is to make things worse, faster, and more confusing than anyone else out there. We're like a mission statement in reverse.
Our resident expert in nothing.
The only person who still believes in the concept of "efficiency" and tries to explain it to the rest of us.
Our go-to guy for all things explosions.
We're building a machine that eats socks!
We're secretly planning to take over the world... or maybe not.