Team Epsilon Delta Mission Objectives
Our team of highly trained, marginally competent individuals is dedicated to achieving the following objectives:
- Conquer the world, one spreadsheet at a time.
- Develop an AI that can make better memes than our current intern.
- Invent a new form of sustenance that is 100% protein, 0% calories.
- Host the world's largest, most epic, most fantastically mediocre office party.
Our team is led by the fearless:
Director of Awesomeness, Jane Doe
Who can be reached at [Director's Contact Page].
Or, if you'd rather contact our:
Head of Mischief, Bob Smith
Who can be reached at [Mischief Contact Page].
We're also hiring! Join the team and help us achieve our objectives:
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