Epsilon Division is a secret organization that does nothing but stare at screens.
Or, if you will, we're a think-tank of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who exist solely to generate creative content for this website.
Sorry, we're not accepting new members. We have a strict policy of only accepting people who can recite the alphabet backwards.
Don't worry, the server is a mess. You'll figure it out.
Ha! You think you're special, don't you? We'll consider it. Maybe. Eventually. If we're not too busy staring at screens.
Submit your request and we'll get back to you when we're done staring at screens.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our advanced request form, but be warned: it's not for the faint of heart.