Team Epsilon: Issue 5 - Caffeine Fuel for the Soul

The Caffeine Crisis

Background

It's no secret that Team Epsilon's top agents are fueled by a diet of pure, unadulterated coffee. Without it, they'd be as useful as a toaster in a bakery.

However, with the rise of the Caffeine Resistance, a group of rogue agents seeking to rid the world of coffee's hold on our minds, Team Epsilon finds itself in a precarious position.

Key Players

Agent 'Brewster' Jackson

Agent Jackson is our top coffee connoisseur. He's been trained in the art of brewing the perfect cup and has a network of underground coffee sources that would put a CIA operative to shame.

Agent 'Bean' Thompson

Agent Thompson is our resident caffeine abuser. He's been known to down an entire pot of coffee in one sitting, much to the horror of his teammates.

Caffeine Resistance

The Caffeine Resistance is a secret organization dedicated to ridding the world of the scourge of coffee. Their agents are highly trained and highly caffeinated, making them a formidable force to be reckoned with.

Learn more about the Caffeine Resistance

Our Response

Team Epsilon will not go quietly into that good night. We've been training for this moment, and we're ready to take on the Caffeine Resistance with our arsenal of expertly crafted lattes and cappuccinos.

We've got this, folks. Bring it on.