In a shocking turn of events, the Epsilon team's cafeteria has been overrun with a rogue sausage. The culprit, a particularly large and pungent sausage, has been causing chaos and disrupting the team's productivity.
Reports of the incident began pouring in shortly after 9:00 AM, with some team members claiming to have seen the sausage "roaming free" in the break room. Others reported finding mysterious puddles of grease on the conference tables.
The team is on high alert, with some members donning gas masks to protect themselves from the perceived threat. Others are calling for the sausage to be "taken out" and "relocated to a more suitable environment."
As the situation continues to unfold, we'll be keeping you updated on any developments. In the meantime, please be on the lookout for any stray sausages and report any sightings to the Epsilon Incident Response Team.