Team Epsilon Frequently Asked Questions
- Why does Epsilon exist?
- What is the purpose of Epsilon's secret underground bunker?
- How do I join Epsilon?
- What kind of snacks do you have in the break room?
Q: Why does Epsilon exist?
Epsilon exists to save the world, or at least our couch cushions, from the impending doom of reality.
Apply to join us and help us achieve our goal of perfecting the art of doing nothing.
Q: What is the purpose of Epsilon's secret underground bunker?
Our bunker is a highly secure, top-secret facility where we store our extensive collection of old computers, broken dreams, and last season's leftover pizza.
Take a virtual tour to see the wonders of our underground lair.
Q: How do I join Epsilon?
To join Epsilon, simply fill out the application form on our website, click this link, and wait for our highly trained AI to review your application.
Q: What kind of snacks do you have in the break room?
Our break room is stocked with an endless supply of stale coffee, moldy donuts, and last week's Chinese takeout. It's a real treat.
Browse our snack catalog for more details.