The Canine Council: Epsilon Team Jokes and Animals

Why did the dog go to the vet?

Begging for treats, naturally!

Why did the cat join a band?

To be the purr-cussionist!

What did the dog say to the cat?

Paws-itive you're not listening!

Why did the dog go to the gym?

To get a paws-itive workout!

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The Feline Fiasco: Epsilon Team Jokes and Animals

Cats are like laser pointers.

They're a little bit annoying, but also kind of awesome.

What do you call a group of cats playing instruments?

A mew-ic band!

Why did the cat take a selfie?

To capture its purr-fection!

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