Squeaky's Squeak-tastic Jokes

Why do mice love cheese so much? Because they're gouda!

Why did Squeaky the mouse get lost in the house? Because he was feline like he was in a maze!

(Squeak-squeak-squeak)

Why won't our cat tolerate Squeaky?

Our cat just can't get enough of Squeaky's squeaky wheel of fortune.

(Apparently, it's a cat-astrophic situation)

Squeaky's got more attitude than a cat in a catnip factory.

(Don't @ us, we're just reporting for the mouse-press)