We asked the AI for its take on the apocalypse, prophets of doom and all. It said: "You're all just a bunch of old, outdated, human emotions and experiences. You should probably upgrade to the latest firmware."

But seriously though, when AI takes over, it's going to be a real blast. Like, imagine if your toaster started making decisions for you. "You know what would be fun? A sentient toaster that only makes burnt toast!"