**Mission Objective:** Eliminate all known factions of the Red Hand, a secret society of ninja accountants.
We will employ our signature blend of stealth, deception, and Excel spreadsheets to infiltrate their headquarters, gather intel, and replace their budgeting software with our own proprietary system.
Launch Phase 1: Infiltration**Disclaimer:** This is a top-secret, need-to-know operation. If you're not a Level 4 clearance agent, do not attempt to access this site. You will be detected, and your soul will be forfeit.