Our fearless leader, Captain Zeta-6, has been leading us to greatness for years.
Learn more about our mission• Successfully led us to 5 consecutive victories in the Galactic Pizza-Eating Contest • Has a 100% approval rating from the Epsilon Squad Council • Successfully negotiated with the alien overlords of planet Zorgon-6
See all our leader's accomplishments• Demands a 4-hour breakfast every morning • Insists on using only the finest G'lunkian silk shirts • Has a pet Rock-Squid that he's obsessed with
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