Phase 1: The Unremarkable Beginning

Welcome to Phase 1 of the Epsilon Phase, where the excitement is palpable, but the accomplishments are not.

Goals

Our goals for Phase 1 are simple:

• Make a bunch of noise
• Look busy
• Consume all the donuts

Progress

We've managed to:

• Write a few sentences
• Eat one donut
• Take a 3-hour break

Let's move on to Phase 2, where things get slightly more interesting, but only slightly.

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