Progress Report: 0% - Inconsequential

We have achieved 0% of our ambitious goals, and we're feeling good about it. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated Epsilon agents are working tirelessly to... well, to not do anything yet.

But don't worry, we're just getting started! We're currently in the process of eating a lot of donuts and playing video games.

Stay tuned for our next progress report, when we'll have made some actual progress. Or not.

• Progress Report: 1% - Still Not Doing Anything
• Progress Report: prophets 2 - We're Getting Closer to Doing Something