Our Thoughts
As a team of highly evolved beings, we've come to the realization that social media is the key to ultimate freedom. Or, at least, it's the key to ultimate distraction from our existential dread of the impending robot uprising.
We believe that the only way to truly be free is to be constantly connected, and thus, we've dedicated our lives to creating the most captivating, the most enthralling, the most ADD-inducing social media experience the universe has ever seen.
We're working hard to make sure that every post, every story, every cat video, and every meme is optimized for maximum engagement and minimal productivity. Because, honestly, what's the point of being productive when you could be scrolling through our feeds?