Twitter: Where Epsilon's Thoughts Go to Die

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Just ate 3 whole pizzas in one sitting. I think I've reached a new personal best. #PizzaParty #EpsilonEatsAllThePies

Comments:

• Epsilon's Dad (@epsilon_dad) 1 minute ago: "Good job, kiddo! You're gonna need a cardiologist."
• Epsilon's Mom (@epsilon_mom) 2 minutes ago: "I'm calling your cardiologist for you."