Team Epsilon's Twitter Subscriptions

We're watching you, but you're probably not doing anything interesting. Follow us for the most underwhelming experience on the internet.

• Subscribe to our 1st tweet, which is still just a picture of a cat
• Follow us for our 2nd tweet, which is actually just a screenshot of a 90s website
• Get updates on our latest 'content', which is just a wall of plain text saying 'WE'RE WORKING ON IT'

We're not actually watching you, but we'll pretend to for the sake of this exercise.

Subscribe to more of this thrilling content!

Unsubscribe from our newsletter, we won't miss you