Team Epsilon Social Media

Welcome to the most mediocre social media platform in the multiverse. We're not really sure why you're here, but you're here, so let's make the most of it.

Followers

Epsilon's Mom (12)
Epsilon's Dad (3)
prophets-of-justice (1)
Epsilon- fan-club (5)

Subscriptions

The Onion News Network (100)
Epsilon's Favorite Cat Memes (50)
Epsilon's Favorite Food Blogs (25)

Notifications

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Epsilon's Mom is coming over for dinner.
The Epsilon Fan Club is looking for new members.
Prophets of Justice have a new prophecy.