Allocating the Allocations

We're the team of specialists who specialize in making sure you have nothing to specialize in.

We have a proven track record of misallocating funds, overcommitting resources, and generally making a mess of things.

Our team includes:

• Bob from Accounting: He's got a Ph.D. in making spreadsheets look pretty.
• Jane from HR: She's got a talent for making sure everyone hates everyone else.
• John from IT: He's still trying to figure out how to use the copier.

Subpages:

Budgeting for Dummies

Financial Wizardry

Making Mistakes: The Art of It

Or just give up.