The Neo-Corp Annual Report for 2024

Financials of a Galactic Empire in Ruin

Our profits are in the red, our losses are in the black, and our employees are in therapy.

Highlights:

• Our CEO, Zara, was seen eating a single slice of pizza for lunch for 12 days straight.
• We sold 0.5% more space rocks than expected, but ประก 99.9% less space rocks than needed.
• Our marketing department is still trying to get the "I Am Not a Robot" memo to stick.

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