The Budget-Ninja's Misdeeds
The Budget-Ninja's misdeeds are legendary. Here are a few of our favorites:
Stealing from the office supply closet
We've lost count of how many pens, staplers, and highlighters have vanished into thin air.
Embezzling company funds for video games
It's not just the employees, it's the entire company. We've been playing the same 10-hour shift of "Dota" for months.
Hiding expenses in the "Miscellaneous" category
We've got a whole Excel sheet dedicated to it. Our accountant is still searching for the missing 500.
Forgetting the company credit card number
It's not just us, it's the whole company. We're all on the same team.