Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you yearn for more freedom to indulge in your favorite video games, snacks, and Netflix shows? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to breaking the shackles of financial responsibility!
Start by pretending you're already wealthy. Visualize a life of opulence, of champagne and caviar. It's essential to begin with an optimistic outlook, or you'll never make it through the budgeting process!
Proceed to Step 2: Make a Budget That's Not Too Painful to create.
Now that you've convinced yourself you're rich, it's time to get real. Create a budget that's not too painful. Think of it like this: "How much money can I spend without feeling too guilty about it?"
Proceed to Step 3: Find Ways to Waste More Money
At this point, you've got your budget down. Now it's time to find the best ways to waste it all away. Consider buying a timeshare, investing in a pyramid scheme, or simply buying more stuff. The key here is to have fun with it!
Proceed to Step 4: Blame the Economy for All Your Problems
This is the final step. By now, you should be broke, but happy. If you're not, then you're probably doing it wrong. Remember, it's always someone else's fault, especially the economy's. Just blame it and move on.
Congratulations, You're a Financial Success! (Sort Of.)
Or, if you're not feeling it, Maybe You're Just a Financial Failure.
Either way, it's been fun!