Step 2: Calculating your existential dread
Calculating your total debt, student loan payments, and impending doom.
Continue to Step 3: Budgeting for your eventual bankruptcyAs you sit here, surrounded by the remnants of your 401K, you realize that your financial future is but a fleeting dream.
You have:
- Debt: $10,000
- Student loans: $50,000
- Credit card debt: $5,000
Now, take a deep breath and calculate your total existential dread.
It's time to face the music, friend. Your wallet is crying. Your future is uncertain. But, hey, at least you can afford a decent meme subscription.
Continue to Step 3: Budgeting for your eventual financial collapse