We'll make you rich, or at least richer than your aunt
Our team of expert algorithmic traders will use their vast knowledge of 90s pop culture to predict the stock market with 100% accuracy (or at least 90%). Our models include:
- MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" for predicting the S&P 500
- Green Day's "Good Riddance" for predicting the NASDAQ
- Britney Spears' "Toxic" for predicting the Euro