Cyberdyne Calculator 3000: Because you're a high-stakes, high-stress investor who needs a calculator that's as intense as your portfolio's gains (or losses).
Calulator 1: Basic - For when you just need to know if you're broke or rich.
Calulator 3: Futurama - Because you're a time-traveling investment guru who needs to know if you'll be broke or rich in 3000 years.
Calulator 4: Crypto-Tracker - For when you need to know if your cryptocurrency is going to make you or lose you all your money.
Calulator 5: Stock Simulator - Because you're a stock trader with a need for speed (and a need to know if you should sell or hold).

This calculator is provided "as is" with no warranty of any kind. Use at your own risk. May cause spontaneous combustion, financial ruin, or spontaneous combustion of financial ruin. Use responsibly.