Team Leads / Marcus P / Responsibilities

Chief Bean Counter

As the Chief Bean Counter, Marcus P is responsible for counting beans. Lots and lots of beans. He's really good at it too. In fact, he's so good that we've had to install a custom, reinforced bean-counting table to accommodate his exceptional skills.

Other responsibilities include:

• Overseeing the Bean Counter Interns, making sure they don't get too distracted by all the beans.
• Conducting regular bean-counting competitions to see who can count the most beans per hour.
• Developing innovative new ways to use beans in our company's marketing campaigns.

Subordinate Bean Counter, Jane D:

Jane D is in charge of counting beans, but only when Marcus P is not. She's really good at it too, but not as good as Marcus P.

Other responsibilities include:

• Counting beans when Marcus P is on vacation.
• Maintaining the bean-counting record books.
• Developing new bean-themed snacks for the break room.