Team ISIS: Because Who Needs Functionality, Anyway?

Welcome to the most exclusive, most elusive, most utterly useless team in the world: Team ISIS.

We're not just a group of misfits; we're a highly trained and highly paid group of misfits.

Our mission is to create the most ostentatious, the most extravagant, the most overly complicated socks the world has ever seen.

Join us for a journey of self-discovery, of finding purpose in a world without function!

Apply to join the team today! (Or don't. We really won't be sad about it.)

View our Sock-tacular Gallery of Socks That Should Probably Be Burned