Meet Jane the CTO

Chief Technical Officer of Disasters

Our team's resident expert on what not to do.

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Warning:_goals

Do not try this at home, or anywhere.

Proverbs from the CTO

1. "A good programmer is like a good therapist, except they charge less."

2. "A 1-line commit message is like a nuclear war, we all get nuked."