Team "Jane" Caffè House

Specializing in artisanal, small-batch disappointment

Here at Team "Jane", we take our coffee very seriously. Like, really seriously. So seriously that we've dedicated an entire wing to crafting the perfect cup of latte art. It's a travesty, we know.

Join us for a taste of the world's most mediocre coffee creations, lovingly prepared by our team of expert baristas who are secretly just trying to avoid actual work.