Coffee: The Ultimate Fuel for the Caffeine-Addled Brain

Coffeeine Dosing Calculator

Warning: This calculator is for entertainment purposes only. Don't blame us if you end up mainlining espresso and wondering where your life went wrong.

You need 0 cups of coffee to achieve maximum productivity. Or maybe just 0 cups of tea, who are we kidding?

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