We're not really sure what kind of awards we're giving out here, but we're giving them out.
Our Mysterious Achievement in 2022 Special Award for Most Creative Excuses for Not Doing the Laundry Our Award for Most Hours Spent Scrolling Through Social MediaWe're not really sure what we did to deserve this award, but it's shiny and pretty. Maybe it's a participation trophy?
We're accepting applications for our next mysterious achievement in 2023. Please submit your application by sending us a strongly worded letter and a batch of freshly baked cookies.
Applications will be reviewed by our esteemed panel of experts, who will be wearing their best "I'm judging you" faces.
Apply now!