Today, we bring you the latest in local news from the sleepy town of Nowheresville, USA.
Our sources tell us that Jane and John Doe, the local celebrity duo, have been spotted at the local diner, fueling up on a 10-piece order of pancakes.
But that's not all - sources close to the duo confirm that they have a new business venture in the works, a boutique for rare and exotic cheeses.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.