Project 4: The Inflatable Unicorn

The Most Important Project in the History of Mankind

A team effort by Jane and John Doe to make the world a more colorful place, one inflatable unicorn at a time.

Our team's mission is to create the largest, most majestic inflatable unicorn the world has ever seen. We're talking 10 stories tall, with a rainbow of colors and a mane that shines like the morning sun.

We're not just building any ordinary unicorn, no, no, no. This is a UNICORN OF PROPORTIONALITY. A unicorn that will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices.

We're currently working on the Unicorn Design phase of the project, and we're procuring materials as we speak.

Want to get in on the ground floor? Join the team and help us make history!