STEP 1: Conquer the Algorithm of Doom

You have been tasked with navigating the infinite loop of the Algorithm of Doom. This is not a drill.

Will you make it out, or will the Algorithm of Doom consume you whole?

Proceed to Step 2: The Infinite Scroll of Despair

Or, if you're feeling brave, jump straight into Step 3: The Unrelenting Assault of the Infinite Loop