Meet Janet Doe, the infamous janitor of Neo-Brunswick, a town where the streets are always paved with good intentions and the skies are always grey with bureaucratic red tape.
Janet loves to collect vintage typewriters and eat C-4 explosives for breakfast. Don't worry, they're not as bad for you as you think!
Janet also enjoys knitting scarves with her free time and is a self-proclaimed "expert" in the art of making terrible puns.