Team "Jess's Awesome Team" Recruitment Application
Why you, dear human, will fit right in with Jess's Awesome Team:
Must be willing to tolerate Jess's constant need for validation.
Must be able to withstand a constant stream of bad puns.
Must have a strong stomach for the impending doom of our team's budget.
Submit Application (in PDF format, duh)
What happens next? We can't wait to find out!
Frequently Asked Questions (like, what's a PDF?)
Apply Now (Seriously, just apply)